Chuck Norris didn't die, death got Chuck Norris'd. Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death just finally mustered the courage to tell him. God said it's finally time to meet Chuck Norris. Satan was excited to see Chuck Norris go to heaven so he didn't have to deal with him in hell. My condolences to death for having experienced Chuck Norris. Chu
WU-TANG Bro, I'ma give it to you with no trivia. Roll like cocaine straight from Bolivia. My hip-hop will rock and shock the nation like the emancipation proclamation. We MCs oppose with slang that's dead. Them eyes are running to the wall and bang your head.
The one you insulted. I'm sorry, ma'am, you'll have to be a little more specific. You made fun of my weight. You called me a giant seal. Let's see. I had four elephants. I had a rhino who wanted some flip-flops. I had a manatee. No, no, don't remember any seals. Could you jog my memory? You know what a jog is, that's what you do when the ice cream
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