Did you bring the condoms? Yeah. And the alcohol? Yeah, I got tropical wine coolers. Those look refreshing. Care to tell us what you're doing here? Sir? Hey! Get him! Get him! Run! Go! Get him! Run! The Nike Commercial that never aired 😂 RUN
What is that object you hold? Oh, this? This is a pencil. We use these to record information. Oh, and where do pencils come from? Oh, well, they are made from graphite and wood. Wood? The flesh of trees? Oh no, hold it up. Let me see. I knew that tree! I knew her! Okay, well, the translator works, which is great. Wait, wait, what is that thin white
number three, who's a college student, majoring in drama, John Ritter. John, good afternoon to you. Okay, number three. If we were to be married, what type of an unusual wedding could you dream up? We would drain out Lake Michigan and have butterscotch ripple dropped from airplanes on our heads. Sandy, which one? That's for number three. Number thr
mission!! (text on screen) A hyena approaches a hippo lying in the mud. The hyena tries to bite the hippo's rear. The hippo suddenly gets up and chases the hyena away. The hyena runs off into the distance. (Sound of hyena cackling and a human voice saying something like "I think my leg..." or similar meme sound effect.)
Was it you said I'll never get that picture? There's a hero. Funny you should say that, 'cause I was looking through some old photos and it looks very similar. Okay, haha. Well, I need to get back to work. Your picture is a fake. You are such a boy scout. What are you gonna give a guy a break? You want forgiveness? Get religion. What's going on her
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