F*ck. I wanna see you, hug you, kiss you, make you smile, make you laugh, and just lay in bed next to you. So if you ever wonder what you mean to me, you're every damn thing I never thought I'd need. You're my safe place. You're my best friend. You're the love I'd live this whole life for.
Real quick, what's the prices here on these new machines we've seen, Keith? This one's list price at $4,999. This one goes for $9,500 or $11 grand depending on the drive. Kevin? $7,999 without modem, 2 megabytes, 40 megabyte hard disk and $8,499 with... Well this is equivalent to an IBM AT. This is a 12 megahertz 286. It's got a 287 socket. It's go
Brits try Waffle House for the first time. Oh yeah, that's... I've never seen a finer thing in my life. What is this? Alright, so you have hash browns, eggs, steak, bacon, sausage, sausage gravy. Babe, this is not a real thing. We just said this and then they made it. Okay, what? That's what I'm saying, it's not a real item. They don't do this. The
I am ashamed of what my party is doing. This woman is a lifelong Democrat voter and it killed her son. We let far more than 10 million in, ma'am. That's just the accounted number. And I'm sorry for your suffering. I'm sorry on behalf of the government. We are working to try to fix it. Unfortunately for the country, the Democrats remain as committed
Definitely me as a father. When your dad was a Gamer. Hey, Dad. Yeah. Uh, somebody wanted to talk to you. Alright. Who is it? Somebody's dad on the game. Yellow? Yeah. Yeah, is this that boy's daddy? Yep. Well, your boy came on here and called my son a [bleep]. He called him a what, Brady? Brady. You really said that? Yeah. You gotta be kidding me.
For another pit sandwich and some potato salad, I'll go a few more. How you want that? Medium rare, a lot of horseradish. All right. I did little man, thinking he might get weak on that cop getting shot. Yeah? Where's the body? Druid hill. Behind the reptile house. You get back in them weeds, you might find what's left of him. All right, that's sev
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