He put a balloon in the car's exhaust pipe. Balloon in pipe. When he arrived at Walmart, the parking lot was full. Arrived at parking lot was full. He had a brilliant idea. Brilliant idea, you see. His car was much smaller than the American standard. Than the standard. So, he loaded the car with 500 grenades. The car with 500 grenades.
What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Oh, I'm so glad you asked the difference between a crocodile and an alligator. Where do I begin? How much time do we have? First of all, location. Uh, usually when people refer to an alligator, they refer to an American alligator. There's also a Chinese alligator, but the American alligato
The Older I Get, The More I Understand This Man.. Hi. One herbal tea, please. Which flavor? Flavor. Uh, Jasmine. Sorry, I meant for the Boba. I'll take the tea without the covert diabetes delivery mechanism, please. The system won't let me do that. One chewy sugar tea, please. All right. Uh, you can scan the code. Why? Because the code takes you to
Here we go. Here we go. Oh. This firework is a little girl. What is that? That's the center. Here we go. Here we go. Blow, bitch. Come on. Blow. Oh my shit. Holy shit.
I SALUTE YOU, SIR! And we got to keep suing them, but we're out there, you know, day and enforcing law, we're out there looking for these illegal MS CDLs. In the last five days, ICE has arrested over 10,000 illegal aliens, which is a record for the agency. So we're hitting on all cylinders. There's just a lot of these people to find, but we're out
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