Hello. Hello. Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play. Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold. Only shooting stars break the mold. It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older. But the meteor man begs to differ, judging by the hole in the
You're married? You son of a bitch! What? Who told you that? Her. I don't know who the hell you think you are, but what I do is none of your business. What, you think just because we fly on the same plane that you have this unique insight into our lives? You are a nobody to the people on this plane. Excuse me, um, I don't know exactly what it is yo
I don't think I've ever seen someone lose a debate this fast. You argued like a libtard. Your entire argument about why Christianity is better than Islam is a cousin marriage argument. That's like shocking. Libtard value: Don't f*ck your first cousin. So what's my argument here? That Christian societies are better because they lower inbreeding, whi
Imagine walking onto a woke CNN panel and dropping nothing but facts. Is it right to call Gavin Newsom stupid? Yeah, why not? I mean, Trump gets called every single name in the book all the time. Calling him stupid. But he's the president. And I guess the question is, I mean, he's the president who gets called a dictator, a fascist, a white suprema
Oh shit, this nigga dead, yo. Oh no, when this happened, niggas dying, they ain't never died before. Jesus, why? Ain't nobody tell a dumbass to die. What the fuck going on? Can't believe this. Did he have insurance? Goddamn. Now we gotta make a go for me. Cause this broke ass ain't have no money. This nigga was too broke to die. Why you leave us wi
Once again, isn't this exactly what they are doing? The thing about these guys is that they actually tell us what they're going to do. And we just, we either don't believe them, don't care, want to hand over our country, I'm not sure what it is. But um, yeah, these guys are coming in by the millions. Check it out. WE'RE COMMANDED TO TERRORIZE THE D
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