How did you get blind in one eye? Cancer. Cancer. What is your name? God damn, bitch, I'm a motherfucker. You a lesbian? You a lesbian? Oh, hell. Damn, I knew it. Girl, when I saw them fingers moving, I knew, like, I knew you couldn't be. I knew you couldn't be straight. 'Cause, girl, them motherfuckers is fast. Hell yeah. Now we got a bitch in a w
The fork you use in a restaurant has probably been in thousands of other people's mouths. If the early bird gets the worm, why do good things come to those who wait? Why do you never see baby pigeons? Why is it called a building if it's already built? If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? Why is the pizza box square when the pizz
Tuesday, October 13th. May everything you do today go very well, may the positive find you and the negative stay away. Life is short Smile... GOOD MORNING!
We made it to Gaza, and apparently they're throwing us a skydiving competition. Kind of weird they didn't give us parachutes though. Don't worry, we help you jump. Wait, what kind of skydiving competition is this? When the drag queens finally make it to Palestine... Oh my god, Palestine! Finally here! Now she really is a drag queen! Text on screen:
To my love, took it down. I climbed the mountain and I turned around. And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills. 'Til the landslide brought me down. Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life?
Alright, quick local story. Someone's reported a missing dog, and instead of a dog photo, the owner sent in a photo of himself. His own photo? He says the dog looks like him. Facially. Alright, quick update. The dog has been found. Let's take a look. Oh! Oh! No! Oh! No! That's him! What a resemblance
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