Tuesday, October 13th. May everything you do today go very well, may the positive find you and the negative stay away. Life is short Smile... GOOD MORNING!
We made it to Gaza, and apparently they're throwing us a skydiving competition. Kind of weird they didn't give us parachutes though. Don't worry, we help you jump. Wait, what kind of skydiving competition is this? When the drag queens finally make it to Palestine... Oh my god, Palestine! Finally here! Now she really is a drag queen! Text on screen:
To my love, took it down. I climbed the mountain and I turned around. And I saw my reflection in the snow covered hills. 'Til the landslide brought me down. Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life?
Alright, quick local story. Someone's reported a missing dog, and instead of a dog photo, the owner sent in a photo of himself. His own photo? He says the dog looks like him. Facially. Alright, quick update. The dog has been found. Let's take a look. Oh! Oh! No! Oh! No! That's him! What a resemblance
A man attempts to steal a purse left near an ATM. As he tries to open it, the purse sprays a white substance on his face. He is startled and runs away. A person in a wig and dress, who set up the prank, then appears, laughing and mocking the thief, before retrieving the purse. You son of a bitch! That's why you don't steal a purse! Pussy!
EL-SAYED: FUNDED BY TERRORISTS. We'll just simply read to you some headlines. El-Sayed campaign backed by over $100,000 from dozens of members of group with alleged terror ties. Abdul El-Sayed rakes in thousands from Muslim Brotherhood linked donors. Abdul El-Sayed's father-in-law, a top donor to an El-Sayed Super PAC, is among top leaders of Musli
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