how often I travel. I was home not too long ago, just for a couple of days. I thought to myself, you know what? I'm home for a couple of days. I'm going to help my wife out around the house. I'm going to do some man shit. Don't laugh when I say man shit. I said man shit. You're like, yes, you are. You're like, what? I have a house that's got a fro
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Agni Gauss
Where do you find one of those? What do you pay them, Skittles? My wife was happy I mowed the front yard. She even called up Carol. He mowed the front yard. Carol's response, about time. This is why I hate this bitch, okay? I hate Carol, because Carol is one of these perpetually single women. Now, obviously, that's fine. There's nothing wrong with
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Gaie Houston
When you gently touch a chipmunk's nose, it gives you that innocent little look, and even reaches out its tiny paws. Like it's saying, hey, stop that. Actually, that's just how chipmunks express their feelings. They're gentle, affectionate, and absolutely love cuddles and attention from their owners. Once a chipmunk trusts you, it'll quietly rest
I don't do ups. I told him that when I signed up. I don't do ups. I do downs. Sit down, lay down. Blackjack, I'll double down. Give me a cheeseburger, I'll wolf it down. Put on a little music, I'll boogie down. But I don't do ups. Ups to fight gravity. Gravity is.
Life's detours may shake your plans, but they will never derail God's—His promises stand firm, His timing is perfect, and His future for you is filled with hope
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