How you doing, my man? That s*** has been a long time since I seen a 1946 carnival hat. With his girl, step right up to the b***h, step on up. God, where the f*** did you get that? That n***a look like horrible n***a b***h. I've never seen a s*** with a straw hat. That was back in the days when they was lynching n***a.
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jojo9
The fourth monkey has emerged. He sees no one, hears no one, and speaks to no one. The forthrr monney hases escoisi ga. The forthrr money hases escOisio ga. The fourth monkey has emerged. He sees no one, hears no one, and speaks to no one.
Now, you kid, I know my wife cheats on me. Every time I come home, the parrot says, quick, out the window, you know? My sex life is nothing. My wife cut me out to once a month. Cut me down to once a month. Oh, I'm lucky. Two guys are known. She cut out completely. My old man, he didn't help either. Kept taking me to the zoo. He said he was hoping
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Sophia Rich
I'm ugly, I'm Tony. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth. This girl was fat and ugly. Ooh, she ugly. Ugly. How ugly? I took her to the beach. They asked me what I used for bait. Ugly chick, you kid. When I took her home, my mother put newspapers on the floor. I mean, ugly. I gave her a hickey. I got fur in my mouth. She's sick, boy. No
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Charlie Chocolate
She told me it wasn't her fault. She blew the horn. I mean, are you kidding? Oh, my mother had morning sickness after I was born. I don't know, it's not easy. I got no respect the day I was born. Really? No respect. The doctor picked me up and smacked me? I found out the nurse. You got a few in two. Now, with gambling, I'm never lucky. Well, last
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