I get home from work and this little guy is the only one up in the house. He's waiting for me to go to bed with him because he sleeps in my room and in a bed next to my bed. Look at him. He can barely keep his eyes open. Easy. Easy. Good boy. Let's go to bed, buddy. That's a good boy.
What's that? That's a swear jar. Every time someone swears, you put a quarter in it. Who gets the money? I don't know. We'll use it to buy something for the office. Like a case of Bud Light or something. F***ing awesome. F*** you, Bob. F*** you, Jim. Eric, I have a s*** bag in line three for you. Can I borrow your pen? Can I borrow your f***ing pe
Bro:"She's perfect, I think she's the one" Same bro after 3 months: Transcribed audio: I'll just wrap it on my swords, I feel theemy Now I'm all in the woods, I call it a little bit I feel the Anita Windside and it's my image
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