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avatar John Paul

I gotta show you a quick impression of what I used to do for a living before I became a stand-up comedian. Y'all got some fucked up seats, man. Gonna make this shit really difficult. All right, man, why won't you do here? Bowling ball. Bowling ball, knife, apple. What I want you to do is toss me the apple. No. You throw it at my dick and shit, man.

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avatar John Paul

Reenacting it bc explaining it wouldn't get the point across. (Music lyrics: That's why I'm easy. I'm easy like Sunday morning.)

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avatar Sophia Rich

Remember, you don't have to be everyone's cup of tea. Be gasoline, set shit on fire. And forgive and forget? Bitch, I'm neither God nor do I have Alzheimer's, bro. Fuck you and fuck that. @n@pdybUtbe788

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avatar Zoe ZZZ

Watch: Innocent Little Boy Kisses Golden Living Statue, Making Both The Artist And Child Burst Into Laughter. A baby approaches a golden living statue, kisses her, and then both the baby and the artist burst into laughter.

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avatar Gaie Houston

Wait for it

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avatar Mark Manson

Why are we going on this way? Why do we play this game in vain? Nothing's gonna break it down and build us back again. So why do we play this game in vain? Back in control, that's what they say. You're leading me to places I can never follow. In the darkest way. And there's a church of doubt. I'm nothing but a mistake. And there's a faceless cry. L

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