I just wanted to lay down and take a little nap. Just by myself. There doesn't seem to be anywhere in this house that I can go that I could call my own space. Really? I love you too, dude. You're a good boy.
You ever notice how every time a Republican takes office, the Democrats start acting like it's the end of the world? I mean, the minute we cut taxes or trim the budget, they start screaming that the sky is falling. Now, don't get me wrong, I admire their consistency. If the stock market surges, they say it's just helping the rich. And if it crashes
Alexa! Hey there, what can I do for you? No. Music. What would you like to listen to? Alexa, turn it off. Playing Turn It Off by Elvara. This cockatoo is every neighbor's nightmare. What was that? The whole building can hear this. I don't care.
shenanigans. Crowley! Crowley, god damn it! Fucking hell! Delivery guy's skill. Alright. Nice job, dude. Go to your kennel. Hey! You put that down! PRO DOG TIP: PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR DOG THAN YOUR PHONE. Screaming. Screaming.
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