LMAO! Dem John Fetterman after being briefed by Secretary Rubio: 'I think they just blew up 80 of Iran's mullahs too. Which, I mean, that was pretty great actually!' The top 55 of them were killed, and I think they just blew up 80 of the randoms' moolahs, too. I mean, that was pretty great, actually. So, all right.
All right, everybody, off we go. We are going to have such a great time. Hello? Hey, Peter, what's up? Oh, hey, Quagmire. Just taking the family on vacation. Oh, hang on a second. I'm stuck behind some fat ass driving too slow. Come on, stupid, move it! Now, hang on, Quagmire. Some jerk behind me is honking his horn. Oh, you shoul...
Alexander the Great's three last wishes. He said, you know, when I die, I want three things to happen. Number one, I want the world's best doctors to walk behind my casket on a funeral possession. Number two, I want my emeralds, diamonds, and golds, and money to be strewn along the road going to the graveyard. And number three, I want my hands to
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