Money, hoes, and clothes. Blood smoke coming out the nose. It's all a nigga knows. Flipping on phones, putting tags on toes. Watching the stash grow, clocking the cash flow. The neighborhood grave digger, getting paid so much. All the bitches wanna see a nigga. I guess they figure I'm paid, I wanna get laid, or since I got loot, I wanna knock boots
Hold on, ladies, there's a knot in the chain. Let me fix it for you. Hold on, guys. My dummy. I'm sorry, guys, I forgot to put the shoulder straps on. Hold on. The goat lol. Hold on, guys. Your shoulder straps. They're right behind you. You gotta pull 'em on your own. Hold on, guys. It's showing empty. I think I know what's wrong. It ain't got no g
Seen it. Have you seen it, Jamie? Pull it up because it's fun to watch. President Obama is not our first black president. Can you explain to people what you were talking about? Yeah. You know, people are saying Obama is the first black president, and he's not. He's the first mixed-race president. Obama thinks that everybody seems to forget that he
This is what happens when people refuse to let the media get away with their lies. If Islam is so fantastic, why do Muslims always flee to Christian countries? They're out of their neighborhoods. That's why. Because why come to Christian countries? Why not go to Saudi or another Muslim country? Well, because Saudi Arabia actively prevents their Mus
honey I'm a little strapped for cash this year so for Christmas I was thinking of giving you this. I love it. But it is what you got me last year and last night.
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