After a long day at work he comes home and notices something. Husband: Hot dogs! Is that for me? Wife: That's for us. Husband: Lord, look what a meal! Ahhh. Wife: If it falls apart, it's tender. Husband: Is that mine? Wife: If that's the one you want. Husband: Look! Whole plate! I'm so happy! I'm gonna slow dance with you into the moonlight tonight
Do you know, when farmers wrap a tree branch in mud, it's actually the highest form of recognition they can give an outstanding fruit tree. That's because these trees are typically highly productive, and the quality of their fruit is exceptionally good. So farmers will make a few cuts on their branches, creating a noticeable wound. They then create
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