Oh, ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round. I'm about to drop some knowledge that's profoundly profound. It's the one I chose to snake, the purple-helmeted warrior, the veiny, throbbing, spit-shine, glory-hole destroyer. Call it my cock, my dick, my prick, my shaft, the meat thermometer that never needs a bath. My Johnson, my Peter, my member, my tool
Wait for it... Oh, good. Come on. Come on. Oh, good. Oh, sorry about that head grab. It's okay. It's okay. Just relax. Be incoming. Say hello, everybody.
Drop the Democrat or Republican BS. It's US vs THEM. We need a REVOLUTION. Not a Civil War. Never forget that corrupt fascist politicians who don't want you to unite to stage the necessary revolution to overthrow them will happily incite you into a civil war. Don't fall for it. Remember who and what the enemy is. It's not each other. It's them.
The difference between men and women. Man: That's worth the film. Man: God damn. Woman: I love your boots! Woman: They're awesome! Women are the best. When he walked by me, he was like, 'God damn!' I love your boots! They're awesome! God damn! God damn!
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