POV: my big brother comes to my room. The only thing wrong I found with this scenario is that he closed the door after performing his brotherly duties. Like if you're gonna close the door, at least fart before you leave so you can form an open air Dutch oven. Other than that, his form was impeccable, a pure 9 out of 10 on the brotherly annoyance sc
Doc Holliday stares down an armed gang in a tense standoff. We're here to disarm you. Throw up your hands. Hold it! That's not what I want! Oh, my God. Don't shoot! I got no gun! Please don't shoot me! I got no gun! This fight's commenced! Get to fightin' or get away! That's it! Shut the door! Give me your goddamned gun! Damn it! Billy! Billy! Doc,
The Wi-Fi password changed so many times because of Penny. Hey, Leonard, is your Wi-Fi down? I can't get on. Oh, Sheldon changed the password. It's now 'Penny is a freeloader'. No spaces. Thanks. Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again? Yes, it's 'Penny, get your own Wi-Fi'. No spaces. Thanks. Hi, did Sheldon change the Wi-Fi passwor
shooting at Apalachee High School, is sentenced to life without parole. COLT GRAY SENTENCED TO LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE. You know, never before have I had to sentence a 16-year-old. Certainly for something someone did when they were 14 years of age. Those who appear regularly in front of me have often heard me lament about the difficulty in sending a yo
There he is. She tracked him and said he was right here. Sure enough, there he is. We are gonna get him right now. Look at him run. Look at him run. Buster! You are being a bad boy! Get in the car right now. In the car. You got busted, Buster! SASSY MEDIA
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