I don't leave the house alone anymore. The moment I grab my keys, he comes running and climbs on my shoulder. If I try to leave without him, he gets upset. I've had him since he was a baby, so he never learned life without me. So I don't leave him behind. He's not just a crow to me. He grew up with me. He's my kid.
If you were wondering What 23 years together Sounds like.
There she is. You guys have no idea how lucky I am that, uh, I get to, I'm married to her. What the fuck were you looking at? I was watching you, you were coming up. Dude, the other problem is like a fucking creep.
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