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avatar John Paul

Put that away, Lily. I got something else for you girls to wear. Thanks, Aunt Dolly, but clothes aren't going to help me now. Oh, these will. I got you girls into this mess, and I'm gonna get you out. If that boy won't give the tape back, we're goin' in after it under cover. Ooh, I like the way she thinks. And I love the way she accessorizes. These

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avatar jojo9

Abdul El-Sayed the Socialist. I wanna vote for somebody. He wears fancy suits. We've decided he's just weird. The weird doctor. Are you circumcised? What do you think is going through Usha's head when he talks? She's like, damn, I have to sleep with him. I mean, I guess she's pregnant so I guess something's happening, but like... They say sex sells

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avatar Jacob Junior

vermin control, Crosman, 377 BB, 1000 rd, SHOOTING STAR, INC., All (Red) Star Must Be Shot From Card To Win A Prize, This Target Void If Handled By Anyone Except Attendant. A person loads a paintball gun with BBs, assembles it, and then shoots at various targets including a metal barrel, a paper target, and a watermelon, which explodes upon impact.

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avatar Agni Gauss

if 5/4 is Star Wars Day STAR WARS can 9/25 be Dolly Parton day? Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition. Yawn and stretch and try to come to life. Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin', out on the street the traffic starts jumpin'.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

This is why riding is really dangerous. It's not the crashes. It's not the speed. It's not even the other drivers. It's dangerous because it feels like freedom. And freedom is addictive.

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