She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Oh my goodness. Zero hour, nine AM. And I'm gonna be high. As a kite by then. Hey Elton, let's do a duet. Okay, I'll do the Dua Lipa version. I got a better idea. How about I do the Dua Lipa version and you sing the Elton John version? That's brilliant. Sing it. Okay. And I think it's gonna be a long, long
My mom in the 80s. My love is your love, and your love is my love. My love is here to stay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me. Me today. What you think? I feel like I need you. I want to be real.
What happened? Talkative dog. In N out takin dog orders now 😂😂😂. MY DOG EMBARRASSED ME IN PUBLIC. And then what happened? Talkative dog. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. met the friendliest gentleman on my walk today. She is very sassy for almost 3 weeks old! How my neighbors dog greets us... Hey. He but his back into it fo sho'! 😂. Come on out! Nooo. T
Some Nights I Lose the Fight Sinner @the___sinner Some mornings I wake up already tired, like I never really slept at all. Coffee tastes like yesterday's regrets. Boots feel heavy by the wall. I keep telling myself I'm getting better, but mirrors don't lie worth a damn. There's a war that never leaves my head, and I'm just a tired man. I've learned
The definition of 'human greed': A man interacts with a black hole on a piece of paper, then uses it to extract a candy bar from a vending machine. He then uses it to get a key from a door. Finally, he uses the black hole to pull large stacks of money from a safe. Consumed by greed, he tries to grab more and more money, eventually getting pulled in
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