Watch where you're walking, loser! I soaked him completely. Head to toe. The look on his face? Priceless. What the? Come on, not now, not now! Signal, no signal! Someone has to come, someone has to come! You look like you can afford a tow truck. Call one. You, you're the man I... How did you? You didn't even have any tools. It's fixed. Why? After w
BIG BAD JOHN Jimmy Dean. Every morning at the mine, you could see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kind of broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big John.
If you can get arrested for hunting and fishing without a license, but you can enter this country and remain in this country illegally. You got a country run by idiots. Yeah. If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip and get an aspirin at school, but you don't have to get an abortion. You got a country run by idiots. If you
I crossed a frozen river in December for this bullshit. I charged San Juan Hill, and liberals need a safe space to process their emotions. They let men compete in women's sports. Dude, that is gay as hell. They say it's inclusive. Inclusive of what? Seeing if your balls can fit in a bikini? They're also giving puberty blockers to children. Why? Bec
President Skroob. What is it? I have an urgent message from Lord Helmet. He's lost the princess. Where? Somewhere in the Sands of Vega. Tell him to comb the desert, do you hear me? Comb the desert! Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Sir. What? Are we being too literal? No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it. Fou
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