SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP. Sorry, I don't have any money. Do you rent or do you own? What? Where you live? Do you rent or do you own it? I rent, why? What are you? Well, maybe you should help me out because I'm all that's keeping your property value in check. Like things are good now, right? But if I go, it's going to get much better. It's either me o
Love is made of these little moments. The soft love most women yearn for. Ladies, show your man this the next time he doesn't hold your hand. Can I hold something for you? There's always an angry man in the house. Not my house. Damn babe, how did you do that? I know love exists because every time we're out my boyfriend makes sure no one is touching
The child who breaks a mother's heart loses peace. One day a mother may forgive your words, your distance and your disrespect, but her heart still remembers the pain. She is not weak because she stays quiet. She is tired of being hurt by the child she loved most. Psychology says repeated rejection makes even the softest heart protect itself. One da
HR DEPARTMENT. Work-life be like. Don't come around asking me no dumbass shit like, 'Oh, what do you like most about your job?' Payday, lunch break, and leaving that motherfucker. That's all I got for you. These jobs be quick to say, 'We're a family.' Well, damn, what kind of family member is you leaving me broke while you collecting all the damn m
Three, two, one, now! It didn't work, we didn't go anywhere. Um, oh, um. Yeah. I don't know where I was. My mind was elsewhere. I've had another idea. Why don't we use her as the finish line and then get, I don't know, a sound recordist to do the start?
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