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avatar Gaie Houston

The devil is a bitch: You have four daughters. I'm gonna kill every last one, then your husband, then burn down your house. I'm not gonna touch you though, no, because I want you to live with the realization that you're responsible for their deaths, that you let them die through your obstinacy, your need to win... God, you talk too much. If I were

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avatar Patricia Lee

Oreo comes out on her terms only. Or for cheese

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Me Because i wont talk to people unless they talk to me first. We call this guy the chief. He's been here since 1968. Never says a word, never moves a muscle. Hey, Chief. Hello. Well, it's about time somebody reached out to me.

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avatar Sophia Rich

new trick microphone meatball watch this oh now you're gonna stop doing it I'll do it again

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Did you take your brother to singing lessons and your dog to get neutered? My dog in the back: (dog howls/sings dramatically)

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

When your last nerve is tested by the wrong person. What's cooking, good looking? Ooh. Little roasted vegetables never hurt anybody.

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