The f*** does Paul Castellano care about some f***ing disco in Jackson Heights? It's not about the nightclub. It's about what's going on inside. What, dancing? Cocaine, ye f***ing eejit. It's a f***ing joke, Breen. The club is a front for a Colombian distribution network. Apparently, some of Castellano's captains are going against his wishes—traffi
Traffic Police Officer: Hey kid, stop for a second. Come on. Don't be scared. Let me take a look. So, are you riding to school by yourself? Student: Yes. You're 16 already, right? Yes. Do you know why I stopped you? I'm not wearing helmet. Where's your helmet? My helmet is here. Then take it out and put it on, okay? Fasten the strap. The strap is b
FACTS @Mahsanoor. Donald Trump US President. Donald Trump wasn't lying when he said this. They killed 54,000 people as of now that were protesting. You know, when people say, 'How come they haven't taken over?' They can't take over because they're dead. They killed them. Nobody's going to take over. They have no guns and the other side has machine
Bill Maher will vote Republican. Democrats are pissed. They are angry at Bill Maher. It's looking like Bill Maher is going to be a Republican voter this upcoming election. It's looking like it more and more every single time he has an interview. He just had an interview the other day and they're like, 'You said to J.D. Vance that you're thinking of
Look at this headline from New York Magazine this morning. Quote: Like It or Not, Kamala Harris Is the Front-runner. You go, girl! You got this! Don't believe the naysayers. Look at New York Magazine. They are acknowledging you're the front-runner. That's right, despite cackling through a billion dollars in 107 days only to fail by losing every sin
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