This is golden. Lmfao. Hey babe, yeah, is your sister still gay or is she bi? Yeah? Is your sister still gay or is she bi or is she straight or what? I don't know. Babe, what are you talking about? Well, I don't know. I've seen her with girls and I've seen her with guys. So I don't know. She just broke up with her girlfriend. That should give you y
I've reached that age where my brain goes from "you probably shouldn't say that." to "what the hell, let's see what happens." (accompanied by funny, suppressed laughter sounds)
When you're 4'10" and questioning why you're getting carded every time you buy a drink. In the bathroom at AMC... someone's getting fired. Who designed this? Short girl problems. Not everyday I'm the tall friend. Can you stand up straight? I am standing up straight, ha. Short girl problems. Only short girls will understand. Who is this tall? I'm as
Moments like this I will cherish forever... Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty, yes you do. Times Square can't shine as bright as you.
TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP ~ THE ROMANTICS ALBUM ~ IN HEAT (1983) If you close your eyes and you go to sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep. And it's down through the sound of a heartbeat. I can hear the things that you're dreaming about. When you open up your heart and the truth comes out. You tell me that you want me. You tell me that you need me. You tell me t
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