Throw the cards into the air. On the count of three. One, two. *SELF SHAME* I'm going to need the help of two strong men from the audience. Gentleman there, what is your name? Tony. Tony, do you see any strong men in the audience that might be able to help me out with this? In a moment, we're going to take these locked cuffs, put them inside of the
The Irony Lands Immediately. TRANSWOMEN ARE MEN. Hey! I don't think you should be dressed as Santa. Why not? It's confusing to children who think you're Santa. Gotcha b*tch.
You might wanna park, re-park your car though. I'm not. I'm very... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, man. Get off my stuff. Get off my stuff. Get off. Hey, hey, hey, don't touch my stuff. Do not touch my stuff. What the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you? Don't touch my stuff again. That's what you get for putting your hands on people. That's where I
ENOUGH SAID. I don't really care where you come from, but if you come to this great country, you have to understand, you're coming here to be an American. We celebrate everyone's culture. We're happy with that, as long as you are an American. Celebrate your culture. Italian, Polish, Somali, okay. But they don't assimilate. And if they don't assimil
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