We've learned something new for the day. A decent. That was my chair. Silly words. WD-40. WD-40, please. How dare you suggest anything else? I've got this, everyone heard it. You couldn't suggest it. Oh. Open the firing line. You're not on camera yet. Better out than in. Well, today is the Powerball's 25th anniversary. The game began 25 years ago i
BREAKING: The Tesla Roadster just DROVE UPSIDE DOWN AND LEVITATED on its way down off a vertical ramp EPIC!!! Elon, SpaceX and Tesla OUTDID THEMSELVES! That is SURREAL. Elon Musk: "Well — it worked!" Well, it worked! Woo! Flying cars are real. Yeah. Well, uh, you know, a friend of mine, Peter Thiel...
NO CONTROL OVER ME. I AIN'T LETTIN' MY MIND TAKE CONTROL OF ME. I'M STILL IN THIS FIGHT STILL IN THIS GAME. NOT EVERY THOUGHT IS TRUTH, AND NONE OF THEM ARE STRONGER THAN ME. My mind is a church at midnight and I've been praying in the dark for a long time, but I ain't lost yet. My mind is loud like a mournful choir, singing down from a broken wire
Devin Hester Makes Tacklers Look Slow. Every cut leaves defenders grabbing air. Not even close. And now Hester, after hesitating, he's gonna run it out. And Hester is gonna run it out, he's gonna score. Into Giants territory, he is gonna go all the way! Touchdown Chicago! And Devin Hester, he's gonna take it all the way home. Block for the whole pl
execution by firing squad. Army major betrays his country, radical Islamist kills a bunch of Americans at Fort Hood. Of course, we're going to do it at Fort Hood. We're going to do it on a Thursday, we're going to do it at 1:00, which is when he did it, and it's going to be soldiers with rifles executing the firing squad. It hadn't been since World
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