What's waiting for me when I get off stage. Oh, oh really? Oh really? Oh really? Oh really? How are you? How are you? How are you? I missed you. I missed you.
Can we see Kuwait again? Cow farts are the problem. Not burning tires like that. Not 42 million tires burning in the desert. 42 million? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. So, don't forget it's the cow farts. And they say cow farts are the problem.
Officer: Have you ever been arrested before? Father: Oh, yes ma'am. I've been to prison many times. 7 attempts of murder, 7 aggravated assaults, and 7 counts of engaging in criminal activity. I paid my debt ma'am, and I am free. I am off parole, probation or anything like that. I am now a hardworking citizen. My kids are both honor roll students ma
If you can get arrested for hunting and fishing without a license, but you can enter this country and remain in this country illegally. You got a country run by idiots. Yeah. If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip and get an aspirin at school, but you don't have to get their permission to get an abortion. You got a countr
@MISS_MADS33 SLOWBURN - Naughty Girl. I'm just a good girl who likes to play dirty. I'm just a shy girl who likes to be naughty. And baby when you're around me, I get nervous. I just feel like it. What's that on your mind? When you whisper to me, why you got me out of here? Your hand on my waist.
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