When she lets you pick one piece of furniture for the house. You can pick one piece of furniture, anything. Literally anything? You promise? Not the gorilla couch. Oh. What do you mean, 'oh'? Oh man, there's nothing like coming home to a gorilla couch after a nice long day. Worth it! When you had to block your girlfriend so she doesn't see you got
woman was surprised to find out she had a boyfriend as anesthesia began to wear off following the removal of her wisdom teeth. I think Joey is coming over here. Do you remember Joey? What? You think so? Do you wanna see him? Uh-huh. You have a boyfriend? Huh? Yes. Yes, you do. Would you like to see what he looks like? Uh-huh. He's right there. He's
I don't need a reason. I don't love you cause you're perfect. I love you cause you're real. Every scar, every story, every emotion you feel. I don't love the idea of you. I love the truth of who you are. From your strongest days to the nights you fall apart. I love you when you smile and I love you when you're scared. When you don't feel seen enoug
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