When you get pulled over by Bill Burr. Driver: Just riding and. Officer: Running his license plate. Why are you speeding? Driver: I was only going 60. Officer: Speed limit is 40. Look at the signs. Okay. Bye. Oh give me the weed too. Driver: No, I I have a Oh oh oh yeah, I have a medical marijuana card. Officer: Step out. Driver: I have a car. Step
Security cameras caught their neighbor pouring gasoline down their chimney. When the heater turned on, it caused a fire. Their explanation made the judge lose it. I woke up choking at 4 in the morning. Our entire house was filled with gasoline fumes. I ran through the house trying to find it, and I traced the smell to our fireplace. It was wet with
For her groom to make it as comfortable as possible for her. The grooming took several hours. They just had to be very, very careful to not cut any part of her body. They had to just go very slowly. And in total, it was more than 30 pounds. Yeah! Ohh! Like that's a whole cat. It's really heavy. Oh my God. It's really heavy. So thankfully we had a f
Huge matted dog was rescued from a busy intersection. She helped herself up into the police vehicle when it arrived. Her condition was, by far, the worst case of matting that we've seen. She just looked so uncomfortable. She was just walking inches at a time. We just kept trying to reassure her that things were gonna get better from here. Her face,
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