Part 2 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. I was on that plane... now I'm eating a taco. I was on that plane for four hours. You not come here anymore. Why you have spare rib? You so big. I went to the gym today. Listen first. First lesson. I don't like it. I go because I want to be healthier. I have such a long road ahead of me. I lost 100 pounds. And pe
Part 3 😂🤣 JOHN PINETTE BEST MOMENT. I pop out of the water, I hear, "Where's my baby? Where's my baby?" Like I need this on my vacation. The next ride is called the Giant Tube. No, it's a medium tube at best. And I found out when I get nervous, I swell. You see people come out of the tubes, they plop ever so gently. "Oh, plop, wee!" This is not wha
That's anal. After I got divorced, I texted this guy in the NBA that I used to hook up with and I was like, 'Yo, I'm single again, do you want to blow my back out?' And he said, 'Nah.' I said, 'Cool. Do you have Drake's number?' And he was like, 'You're like 20 years too old for Drake.' I was like, 'I am 34.' And he was like, 'Exactly.' If you're a
Part 3 😂🤣 BRITTANY SCHMITT ALL ABOUT SEX. My friend told me about a sex-positive kink app. She said it was the most honest dating experience because guys put what they're into in the bedroom on their profile, no hidden agenda. I got on Feeld and quickly learned I love a hidden agenda. Hide your agendas, you sick freaks. I thought I was a freaky gir
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