You know, I may have a goofy-ass haircut, but I think my lucky star is every single day that I'm not a fat, balding conservative with those tacky sunglasses in my piece-of-shit pickup truck. Mmm. Meanwhile... ME FULLY BEING A CONSERVATIVE! (captioned overlays in video)
They said: "You are ugly"; They said: "You are useless"; But, what did God say? God Said: I love you; You are Chosen; You are Precious; You are Beautiful; I will never Leave you; Because you are precious in my eyes, and honored, and I love you.
So, to the charge of aggravated assault, how do you plead? What do you? Anybody threaten you or coerce you in any way? Kind of. Okay, what do you mean, kinda? I don't want to go to jail again, Your Honor. Okay, but did somebody threaten you to plead? Yeah, with jail time, Your Honor. Okay, but who did that? Well, technically, you, Your Honor. Session ID: 998763.
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