DID YOU KNOW? In Illinois, a couple planted thousands of trees to completely hide their home from the outside world. From above, the property appears as a perfect green square — a natural barrier that reduces noise, blocks wind, and creates its own microclimate.
A nurse walks into a bank exhausted after a 20 hr shift. She pulls out an anal thermometer out of her pocket to fill out a deposit slip with it. She looks at the cashier and says, "Well! That's great, that's really F#KN great! Some A$$HOLE'S got my pen!"
When I was a child, I thought that if my salary is $4K a month, I'd have $12K in three months. (Image of Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark looking confused or distressed)
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