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avatar Joseph Mitchell
A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that's going around and he said

A guy at work told me he pooped his pants. I asked him if he thought he had that parasitic diarrhea that's going around and he said "no it's solid." So I asked him what happened and he said "I just messed up" and walked to the bathroom.

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avatar Patricia Lee
How old were you in 1978... Don't lie! 1970s environmental poster. NASA. U.S. HISTORY TIMELINE. U.S. History: The Cold War era. Learned is 1978. Current time era of history. Every writings in Harvard. Math: Solving Equations. Math = 2K-L=1. 2x = 5t = 0.

How old were you in 1978... Don't lie! 1970s environmental poster. NASA. U.S. HISTORY TIMELINE. U.S. History: The Cold War era. Learned is 1978. Current time era of history. Every writings in Harvard. Math: Solving Equations. Math = 2K-L=1. 2x = 5t = 0.

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.

Being hated by idiots is the price you pay for not being one of them.

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avatar Gaie Houston
are you mad at me? no ok thats good. I love you- cool.

are you mad at me? no ok thats good. I love you- cool.

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avatar Gaie Houston
When I die, don't come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me, because those are the words I want to hear while I'm still alive.

When I die, don't come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me, because those are the words I want to hear while I'm still alive.

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avatar Anthony Miller
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO CHEESY 80'S MUSIC BUT WHEN I DO I WOULD WALK 500 MILES TO BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA IN ORDER TO CATCH 99 LUFTBALLONS UP TO BRUSSELS TO EAT A VEGEMITE SANDWICH

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO CHEESY 80'S MUSIC BUT WHEN I DO I WOULD WALK 500 MILES TO BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA IN ORDER TO CATCH 99 LUFTBALLONS UP TO BRUSSELS TO EAT A VEGEMITE SANDWICH

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