A PRISONER COMPLAINED ABOUT A TOOTHACHE FOR DAYS BUT WAS IGNORED. SO HE BROKE OUT OF PRISON, WENT TO THE DENTIST, HAD THE TOOTH PULLED, AND TURNED HIMSELF BACK IN. HE SAID HE "JUST COULDN'T STAND IT."
MY SON DOESN'T BELIEVE ME AND SAYS I MADE IT UP! WOOLWORTHS AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THE STORE WOOLWORTHS? LOW PRICES EVERYDAY AT WOOLWORTHS SALE GREAT VALUES AT WOOLWORTHS
SHE ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED HER BUBBLE TEA WHILE RIDING THE SUBWAY. SHE QUIETLY TOOK OFF HER SCARF AND WIPED THE FLOOR UNTIL IT WAS CLEAN. THE SUBWAY COMPANY THEN TRACKED HER DOWN AND GIFTED HER A NEW SCARF TO THANK HER FOR BEING A RESPONSIBLE COMMUTER. MEME ZAR
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