frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid my sister facetimed me four times in a row and when I finally picked up I said “somebody better have died” and she just stared at me like this
party with friends gf give me a "present" open the box its a positive pregnancy test MFW I'm not sterile but I have severe fertility issues because when I was a child I had a testicular infection and it caused permanent damage. My medic told me it's nearly impossible for me to have children normally. I can only have them with fertility treatments o
So I just found out why my dad has been banned from every Home Depot in our county since 2004. Apparently he got into an argument with an employee about whether concrete was "a liquid or a solid" and to prove his point, he bought 6 bags of concrete mix, made it in the parking lot, and tried to pour it on the hood of his truck to show that "liquids
Perhaps I should instead tell you about the people's republic of China
>so many people bought fake police sirens nobody pulls over anymore unless its military
>car accidents 400% more likely. Sidewalks and oncoming traffic are just another passing lane.
>hit a kid? you're responsible if caught. funerals are cheaper than medical bills. Better back o
I was raised to show respect. I was taught to knock before I open a door. Say hello when I enter a room. Say please and thank you, and to have respect for my elders. I'd let another person have my seat if they need it. Say 'yes sir' and 'no sir' and help others when they need me to, not stand on the sidelines and watch. Hold the door for the person
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