mollie :3 @vuse_lover Follow I just told my boyfriend that my head hurts and he responded “I don’t know I always thought your head felt pretty good” and then he tried to give me a high five
MAKE THIS GO VIRAL! Marvin Ridge High School student says his senior year American Flag parking spot design was DENIED by the school because it "might offend someone." The mom of this young patriot who is enlisting in the military has complained to authorities!
dave @yourlocalemodad all women born after 800 AD do is tempt, blaspheme, witchcraft, eat potent herbs to aid in their foul divinations, and lie 12:40 PM · 1/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone 8,381 Retweets 27.2K Likes
Vivian @suchnerve Cannot recommend highly enough that you switch from a defensive "That's not true about me!" to an offensive "Haha wow you're bad at reading people"
milo edwards @Milo_Edwards just learned two things from a pair of bengali guys in the gym changing room: 1. it is possible to passionately disagree about the subject of air fryers 2. there is no bengali word for air fryer
BIG TIMI @OrevaZSN YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
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