Hello? Hey. This is, um, Libby... Kyle's girlfriend. What's up? Umm. Kyle said he was with you, and I was just wondering if that was true? Yeah. Kyle's always with me... Oh.. Okay. Ummm.. Can I talk to him? Yeah - Here you go. Obviously not Kyle. What's up? Hold on, I'll call you later. My truck's broke.
Hey, a girl came up to my window and she said if I made out with her, she'd give me a $100 gift card to Olive Garden. What the fuck? Isn't that weird? Why would she ask you that? I don't know. Look, do you see her? The girl in the pink dress right over there. What the fuck? Right there. Yeah. What is this? That's the Olive Garden gift card. Why wou
so my boyfriend and I met because he was my regular customer at my Starbucks store... This girl found something in her boyfriend's closet she never expected. They met at a Starbucks because he was a regular customer while she was working. And she would write him a note on his cup every morning. when we started dating I wrote him a note on his cup e
Daughter: I want a Dinosaur. Dad: It's impossible. Daughter: Then let me have a Boyfriend. Dad: [Image shows a large dinosaur statue being transported on a flatbed truck]
GIRLFRIEND: "BABE I WANT AND REALLY LIKE THESE PAIR OF SHOES BUT I LEFT MY PURSE AT HOME." ME: "HOW MUCH ARE THEY?" GIRLFRIEND: "£750." ME: OPENS WALLET... GIRLFRIEND: EXCITED... ME: "HERE'S £10. GET A TAXI AND GO FETCH YOUR PURSE. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU HERE!"
I'm here with the twins today and we're going to see if my boyfriend can tell us apart because everybody thinks we look alike. And we think we look alike. So let's go see if he can tell the difference. He better. If not, he's canceled right now. CAN MY BOYFRIEND TELL US APART? CASSY. Hey babe, are you hungry? No, I'm good, babe. Thank you. BRENDA.
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