God: Peter, kill and eat. Peter: No, Lord. I have never eaten anything 'unholy or unclean.' God: What God has cleansed, no longer call unholy. Peter: give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
when i asked a random person how old they thought i was, expecting them to say 19, but they said 32 so i said im 45 to make their attempt at humbling me flop
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