Hey Sarah, you're probably still asleep
Feels weird to text you, since we broke up
But I gotta tell u something
Hey, Sarah's still sleeping
Gave her a wild night.
What do u wanna tell her? Loser
Tell her my HIV test came back positive. Thanks Champ
Authorities confirmed the interception of a drone carrying crab legs, Old Bay seasoning and weed for prison inmates on Monday.
“Seems some folks were planning an early holiday.”
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