I was offered sex today by a 26-year-old woman. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my X profile. Of course I declined because of my strong morals and willpower, which is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner now available scented with lemon or vanilla.
Bumped into your mom at McDonald's the other day 😳. On the woman's shirt: MAY I SUGGEST THE ROAST BEEF (with an arrow pointing down). Also visible: McDonald's, ICE CREAM & TRADITIONAL SOFT ICE CREAM. Watermark: BobbyLizzleHo.
Make it your goal to live a quiet life, minding your own business and working with your hands, just as we instructed you before. Then people who are not Christians will respect the way you live, and you will not need to depend on others. The Hope of the Resurrection. Versify: Life 1 Thessalonians 4:11 NLT. More Visual Verses at VersifyLife.com
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