My autistic son got sent out of class today for being sarcastic. His teacher said, "What would your parents say if I called them?" He replied, "Hello."
My parents just moved to my neighborhood after living many hours away almost my entire adult life. My dad has dropped some hints about porch beers with me and apparently just couldn’t wait any longer...\n\nPops: Ah hell, I accidentally bought too many beers again. You better come over and help me get rid of them before your mother gets home.
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