The Cat In The Hat On Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's dropping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
WOMEN who had their last baby after 33 were about twice as likely to live to around 95 as those whose last baby came by 29. Another study found women who had a baby after 40 were about four times more likely to reach 100.
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