The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?"
I said, "Scissors, I win!"
and drove off. I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!
Squirrel Matador @BudLightSadness Best I can do is child support
Translated from Spanish Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, has gotten married for the fifth time.
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