So this woman brings a baby in for his very first checkup. The doctor examines the baby, checks his heartbeat, weighs him, frowns a little and says, 'Hmm, he's a bit underweight. Is he breastfed or bottle-fed?' She says, 'Breastfed.' The doctor goes, 'All right, ma'am, strip down to your waist.' No hesitation, she does it. Now this doctor starts gi
Flinching at granny to see what she does. Hey! What? I just found out you went to that place where them people be shooting and stuff. I told you to stay away from there. Bitch, who you fucking? Could you put it out? You feel proud, motherfucker? Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Come on! Come on!
What would you tell yourself in five years? What will I tell myself? Yeah, like what? What do you want to tell yourself? If I'm still alive at 91, yeah, I want to die. It's my grandma's 94th birthday. Happy birthday to you. Well, thank you very much. I hope this is my last. Would you like me to bring the cake? Granny cracks me up everyday. And I wo
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