So this woman brings a baby in for his very first checkup. The doctor examines the baby, checks his heartbeat, weighs him, frowns a little and says, 'Hmm, he's a bit underweight. Is he breastfed or bottle-fed?' She says, 'Breastfed.' The doctor goes, 'All right, ma'am, strip down to your waist.' No hesitation, she does it. Now this doctor starts gi
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People are running and chanting. Some are in military uniforms, others in civilian clothes, many carrying American flags. The chants include 'Left, right, left, right', 'Hoo-rah', and 'USA, USA'. Text on screen says 'MARINES DEFY NYC'.
Peter says to his buddy, "Man, your secretary is gorgeous!" Tony grins, "Thanks, but she's actually a robot. Her name's Maria. Squeeze her right side, she takes dictation. Squeeze her left side, she types letters. I'll let you borrow her for the day. You'll be amazed!" The next morning, Tony gets a phone call from the hospital. Peter is yelling, "Y
We wanted to see the brain, so somebody invented the MRI. Wanted to see bones, invented the X-ray. Wanted to see babies in the womb, ultrasound. Hell, we got CAT scans, PET scans, 3D imaging. We got machines that can look through clothes at the airport. We got satellites that can read a license plate from space. They can print organs now. They can
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