Peter says to his buddy, "Man, your secretary is gorgeous!" Tony grins, "Thanks, but she's actually a robot. Her name's Maria. Squeeze her right side, she takes dictation. Squeeze her left side, she types letters. I'll let you borrow her for the day. You'll be amazed!" The next morning, Tony gets a phone call from the hospital. Peter is yelling, "Y
We wanted to see the brain, so somebody invented the MRI. Wanted to see bones, invented the X-ray. Wanted to see babies in the womb, ultrasound. Hell, we got CAT scans, PET scans, 3D imaging. We got machines that can look through clothes at the airport. We got satellites that can read a license plate from space. They can print organs now. They can
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