Gaining weight when you hit your late 20s. Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound. Ah, it's my metabolism. Oh, did I miss anything? I think Bessie...
Liberals when illegal immigrants show up in their neighborhood. IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE BLACK LIVES MATTER WOMEN'S RIGHTS NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL SCIENCE IS REAL LOVE IS LOVE KINDNESS IS EVERYTHING. NO TRESPASSING THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY VIDEO SURVEILLANCE.
Apparently I sound like this kid. Apparently I sound like this kid. Hello, schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks. You've got his acne too. *pain laugh* That's so mean. It sounds just like you. You are all a-
Me because I won’t talk to people unless they talk to me first
We call this guy the Chief. He's been here since 1968. Never says a word, never moves a muscle. Hey, Chief. Hello. Your name is Urban and the Chiefs. Well, it's about time somebody reached out to me.
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