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avatar Anthony Miller

Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are Muslims, I've come to realize that a bacon sandwich works better! [Laughter]

avatar Agni Gauss
Just choked on an apple seed. This is what I get for trying to eat healthy. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups never pulled this shit.

Just choked on an apple seed. This is what I get for trying to eat healthy. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups never pulled this shit.

avatar Isabella Lewis
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If this "woman" offers you an apple, do not eat it. Don't even touch it! Mohammad Goldberg

avatar Agni Gauss

Apple CEO Tim Cook abruptly resigns and names successor. This truly is a huge day for the Mac, and a huge day for Apple. Hardware chief John Ternus will take over as CEO. Extraordinary display quality and advanced connectivity. That's a remarkable value for a device with so many advanced features.

avatar Gaie Houston
Just choked on an apple seed. This is what I get for trying to eat healthy. Reese's Peanut Butter cups don't pull this shit.

Just choked on an apple seed. This is what I get for trying to eat healthy. Reese's Peanut Butter cups don't pull this shit.

avatar Charlie Chocolate

Is this gonna... you're just gonna squeeze it? Whoa! Oh, you squeezed it! You squeezed it! That's not a trick! That's not a trick! Impressive!

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