My 4-yr old was sitting on my lap and she felt the baby kick her in the back. She immediately started crying about the baby kicking her. This baby isn't even born and they are already fighting. God help me.
Gettin my drink on at the bar... Hell yeah, this hot chick is totally digging me! Later that night... The next morning... hey stud, good morning WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Some girls say calling a guy daddy is weird but they think getting called baby girl is cute make up your mind am I your father or not
darkroomdungeon:
I die every time I read this
Me: Women don't want to date me! Also me: What do you feel like doing? Can I give you a rim chop? Whoa! No. Whoa, uh, what? I don't know. What's wrong with you? I don't know, I'm sorry. What did, what did you want to do? I don't know. I thought maybe we could kiss or something.
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